Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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