This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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