How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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