As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
do herpes really smell.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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