The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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