Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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