It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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