Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
