I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I forgot how hot balto sounded
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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