need another drink. this is the easiest way
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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