There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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