So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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