Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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