i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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