she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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