so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
