people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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