I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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