Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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