so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
please don't ironically join a cult
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