do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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