did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
