No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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