sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think my vagina is haunted
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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