38 yer olds are good kisserssss
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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