is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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