i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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