love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I am naked and annoyed.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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