I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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