So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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