Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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