school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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