He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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