I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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