we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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