what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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