Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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