You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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