You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
