This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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