so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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