He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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