Cold hands, warm shart.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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