lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I had to cum in my sink.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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