so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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