Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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