I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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