I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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