Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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