I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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