Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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