what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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