I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I love you.
Bad choice
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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