Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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